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chirotus:

constant-instigator:

ermefinedining:

This map should be included in every history book.

Oh wow! I’ve been wanting this for ages!

This needs to be in every history book along with a map showing where those nations have been pushed to now.

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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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kafkafics:

Dinosaur footprint, Tumbler Ridge B.C.

There were a bunch visible in the bedrock, it was super cool!

kafkafics:

Dinosaur footprint, Tumbler Ridge B.C.

There were a bunch visible in the bedrock, it was super cool!

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thatjoshdun:

ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO

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catsbeaversandducks:

Dead leaves and the dirty ground… Autumn is here!

Photos via Flickr (Please click on each photo for sources)

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moshita:

Raven the Skeleton Horse

Sandy Cramer of Knot Just Rope tack shop has a jet black horse named Raven. Raven is very patient and stood for 2.5 hours for her Halloween paint job as a skeleton. The ten-year-old horse was first painted for Halloween last year, and was such a hit that people came from miles around to see her! Raven looks good whether she’s carrying the Headless Horseman or little kids in their costumes. The paint is acrylic and comes off so easily that it needs to be touched up before appearances. A bath and a brush will take it all off, because it stays on the surface of the fur instead of soaking to the skin like dye. 

Raven at Facebook and gallery

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Hello my doves! I have signed myself up for another Exchangelock and am late as per usual. Here is my gift for the lovely bastarditis. I do hope you enjoy. There are ten chapters, and it will be updated Sunday nights.

Desolation, Texas (2107 words) by MajorTrouble
Chapters: 1/10
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Jim Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Western, Exchangelock AU Exchange 2014, What-If, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Sherlock-centric

Summary:

Sherlock Holmes has found his way to the New World, this time in the American Frontier. He finds himself in the town of Desolation, solving crimes, helping his brother (when he feels like it), and generally being bored. That is, until the town gets a new doctor, one who has secrets of his own to keep.

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Marvel’s Star Wars

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finn-at-heart:

pleatedjeans:

Yay adulthood! [x]

Adulthood is when you can buy an entire cake for no reason at all and eat it whenever you want. For breakfast even. And you don’t have to share.

Hey kafkafics and ironbearicade guess what I’m having for dinner tonight?

finn-at-heart:

pleatedjeans:

Yay adulthood! [x]

Adulthood is when you can buy an entire cake for no reason at all and eat it whenever you want. For breakfast even. And you don’t have to share.

Hey kafkafics and ironbearicade guess what I’m having for dinner tonight?

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tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

somethingpretentioussounding:

Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects

"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."

And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like, 

"The cream or the lilac?"

"The lilac, dearie."

*sigh*

OLD WOMAN JOSIE I FIGURED YOU OUT THOSE ARE NOT ANGELS OF COURSE ANGELS DON’T EXIST I KNEW YOU WERE LYING OLD WOMAN JOSIE

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  • Him: What? Are you listening to me?
  • Me: Honestly I am too tired to think right now, I'm going to have to hang up and go to bed.
  • Him: And by go to bed you mean stay up until a ridiculous hour reading AO3?
  • Me: NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID.
  • Him: But it's what you meant.
  • Me: ... you shut your mouth.
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ae-ross:

Have you ever met someone so infuriatingly pedantic that you wonder why they even bother existing at all? Like, if you need to give a 500 word treatise on why the word “impactful” is irritating to you, maybe you could just save us all the trouble and asphyxiate on a sock instead. 

I live for your rants Alison.

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