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Yes. Thank you Spotify. I would like to hear Queen folowed by Flyleaf followed by fucking Kesha. How did you know?

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

That 10K?

(via uncle-baconface)

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

That is true dedication to a cause right there.

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"Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably."

- Clint Barton, generally. (via incorrectaosquotes)

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Are you my friend? Then I love you with every fibre of my being. Even in the empty spaces between my atoms I feel it. I never say it enough. But you can hear it in my over excited voice when it rises two octaves. You can feel it in the vibrations of my skin and the way I grip your arm tight. I am trying to please you. I am trying to make you see, to care, to stay.

Please stay.

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  • People: Aren't you going a bit overboard?
  • Me: *surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?
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""Go left when nothing is right, and Go right when nothing is left"."

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silvertons:

Well when you say it like that it sounds stupid.

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glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

(via booksaremymuse)

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killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

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memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

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kafkafics:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Tacking the prefix “bro” on to stuff just leads to confusion. Like that time I went to get a brosage and the brosseuse just tied some pretty flowers around my wrist and then told me that my appointment was over. 

I love you.

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